Roger HarrisA Few BLOND Jokes
July 1st 2008 09:15
Open the hood, Blondie.
We all know that we are not supposed to pick on ethnic groups. It is not nice or respectful. That is why I am not printing Polock jokes here.
Blonds are not of any ONE particular ethnic group. Thus, I can write things about them and their way of seeing the world, a way which does not always make sense to me.
Be aware that my oldest son is a blond. My wife had streaks of blond mixed in with the brunette and red in her hair. Of course, being part American Indian myself, I have no blond hair at all.
A FEW BLOND JOKES FOLLOW:
Q. How can you tell that a blond has been using the word processor?
A. By the spots of correction fluid on the monitor screen.
Q. What do a blond and a Pepsi Cola bottle have in common?
A. They are both empty from the neck up.
Q. Why did the blond keep a coat hanger in the back seat of her car?
A. In case she ever locks her keys in the car.
Q. What did the blond say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A. Oh, look, a box of donut seeds.
Q. What did the blond name her pet zebra?
A. Spot
Q. What goes, "VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH"?
A. A blond going through a flashing red light.
Q. When a blond ordered a pizza, the clerk asked if he should cut it into six or twelve pieces.
A. Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.
Q. Did you hear about the blond who tried to blow up her husband's car?
Enough of that nonsense. Maybe I will publish something more sensible next time.
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Comment by Triple B
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Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Sheep can't get you a beer from the fridge
Q: Why did he create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes!