Roger HarrisBusiness Mergers
November 6th 2008 22:53
With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations later this year:
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. will merge and become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly Warner Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMM Good.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become ZipAudiDoDa .
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor UPS and become
FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become
PouponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become Knott NOW!
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