Roger HarrisLet Him Dig
November 29th 2008 01:50
The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and
out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of
black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their
neighborhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared.
To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.
His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she
went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there
was no tomorrow..
Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you
afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of
the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?'
The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him
buried upside down......'
Women think of everything!!!!
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