http://www.showmedonttellme.com/ Show Me Don't Tell Me en Mon, 11 Aug 2008 01:10:00 GMT Mon, 11 Aug 2008 01:10:00 GMT info@showmedonttellme.com info@showmedonttellme.com http://www.showmedonttellme.com/hear-from-the-blondes-again/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?' The blonde replies, 'Early this morning I got a phone call... http://www.showmedonttellme.com/hear-from-the-blondes-again/#comments http://www.showmedonttellme.com/hear-from-the-blondes-again/ Mon, 11 Aug 2008 01:10:00 GMT http://www.showmedonttellme.com/holographic-tv/ It seems to be getting nearer to reality for us. 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This is what happens when you overuse your mouse: Click HERE http://www.showmedonttellme.com/it-finally-happened/#comments http://www.showmedonttellme.com/it-finally-happened/ Sun, 03 Aug 2008 12:33:00 GMT http://www.showmedonttellme.com/little-man/ I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get... http://www.showmedonttellme.com/little-man/#comments http://www.showmedonttellme.com/little-man/ Thu, 31 Jul 2008 04:35:00 GMT http://www.showmedonttellme.com/signs-of-the-times/ No Extra Comments Needed Here http://www.showmedonttellme.com/signs-of-the-times/#comments http://www.showmedonttellme.com/signs-of-the-times/ Tue, 29 Jul 2008 01:54:00 GMT http://www.showmedonttellme.com/humor-from-famous-people/ "My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. 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We went... http://www.showmedonttellme.com/things-that-really-happened/#comments http://www.showmedonttellme.com/things-that-really-happened/ Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:39:00 GMT http://www.showmedonttellme.com/positve-gestures/ When you meet royalty such as the Queen, a lady should curtsy to show deference. To show the utmost of respect, an attempt to kowtow leaves no doubt as to... http://www.showmedonttellme.com/positve-gestures/#comments http://www.showmedonttellme.com/positve-gestures/ Thu, 17 Jul 2008 07:05:00 GMT http://www.showmedonttellme.com/worlds-first-nonsmoking-country/ It's a small place. The entire country covers only around one hundred square miles. It is a tropical paradise, at least it is tropical even if not exactly paradisical. No... http://www.showmedonttellme.com/worlds-first-nonsmoking-country/#comments http://www.showmedonttellme.com/worlds-first-nonsmoking-country/ Wed, 09 Jul 2008 23:59:00 GMT http://www.showmedonttellme.com/what-is-it-called/ Yes, it's an animal of some kind, but we never see any of them alive nowadays. One old song says that the reason we don't see them now is that... http://www.showmedonttellme.com/what-is-it-called/#comments http://www.showmedonttellme.com/what-is-it-called/ Mon, 07 Jul 2008 05:09:00 GMT http://www.showmedonttellme.com/free-usa-land/ The United States Securities and Exchange Commission has approved this giveaway of land in any of the fifty states of the United States of America. Choose the state or states... http://www.showmedonttellme.com/free-usa-land/#comments http://www.showmedonttellme.com/free-usa-land/ Fri, 04 Jul 2008 05:11:00 GMT http://www.showmedonttellme.com/a-few-blond-jokes/ We all know that we are not supposed to pick on ethnic groups. It is not nice or respectful. That is why I am not printing Polock jokes here. Blonds... http://www.showmedonttellme.com/a-few-blond-jokes/#comments http://www.showmedonttellme.com/a-few-blond-jokes/ Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:15:00 GMT http://www.showmedonttellme.com/which-color-is-best/ One of the last times I was in the market for a car, the salesman asked what color I wanted. It was easier to tell him what color I did... http://www.showmedonttellme.com/which-color-is-best/#comments http://www.showmedonttellme.com/which-color-is-best/ Fri, 27 Jun 2008 08:53:00 GMT